In a world where we tend to own very little, subscribe to a lot, and have a generalized estrangement from the tangible world, a few bastions of physical media keep us tethered to a simpler time. Take vinyl, for example, which, despite the digitization of music and the onset of streaming, has somehow remained completely and utterly unadulterated by the crushing weight of—just kidding, we’re putting AI slop on vinyl now. Suno, the AI slop factory for music,