According to a report published by Puck last week, vagina egg merchant Gwyneth Paltrow will soon hold some sort of feast in honor of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Matthew Belloni, Puck’s key reporter and founding partner, says he wants bloggers like me to be categorical when we say this alleged event is reportedly happening. Apparently. He even provided a scan of the supposed invite with a heraldic sun and twin doves, printed in blue ink on heavy art paper. Peopl